1. I want to meet my girlfriend. I find TT is gone. What should I do? Sometimes IQ is really a good thing, only to see her take out a pair of rubber gloves from the drawer and say: "husband, this is what I usually wear when I wash clothes, you don't need this." I said it's not a pity to cut it? "It's OK. It's cheaper to use it ten times than to buy TT," she said Then she cut off her thumb and handed it to me
2. Big brother married an American daughter-in-law. Today, my sister-in-law asked me, haven't you always said that men and women are equal in China? I'm right! My sister-in-law said, why do we go to the bath center to take a bath? I spent 100, he spent 600? I'm too scared to talk
3. On the way, I saw a man whistling at the girl. The girl hid in the corner and faced the wall, but she didn't dare to make a sound. At first glance, I'm playing a rogue. "What are you doing?" I snapped with a left hook! The woman screamed and turned around. I saw that she was holding a baby. It was her husband who was coaxing the baby to shush. "Here You can't pee anywhere. " Then I slipped away in embarrassment.
4. A little girl went abroad to study. Before she took it, she gave her mother a pot of flowers and a jar of fish and asked her mother to take good care of them. A few weeks later, her mother told her that the fish had died. A few weeks later, my mother told her that the flowers were dead. After a long silence, the little girl asked, "how is dad?"
5. When I was a child, I was a boy who was good at finding problems. One day, I asked my father, "Dad, I have a great uncle, two uncles and four uncles. What about my three uncles? When did he die? " After my father's big mouth blindfolded me, I realized..
6. My wife had a stomachache at 4:00 p.m. on the day she gave birth to a child, and she kept falling until 10:00 p.m. when the door of the operating room opened, I immediately greeted her. At that time, my father-in-law grabbed my arm and said, "first care about my wife and then look at my children, or I will be miserable for the rest of my life."
7. The physics teacher said in class, "when we take off our sweaters in winter, they will crack, and there will be electric light. But it won't be like this in summer. Why? " A voice came from the back: "who wears sweaters in summer!
8. The girl picked up the magic lamp and made a wish to the fairy in the lamp: "I want a boyfriend". The fairy looked at the girl, and her face was ugly: "can I change my wish?" , the girl thought: "then I want a lunch box that can't eat fat". The spirit: "Er, do you think I can be your boyfriend?"